KEN PEEING IN RAPH'S SHAMPOO WOULD BE GREAT LOLZ:

Poll #1451143 Y/N?
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HE'S GOT THE UUUUURGE TO HERBAL

( SEXY POLL IS SEXY )


LOOK I DIDN'T EVEN CHEAT WITH FIRO FANART ICONS and i made a genuine effort to find vaguely attractive Ken icons. Th-that was hard.

SO Mukuro and Itachi had some ... altercation or something idk

And now Ken has been ordered to "talk" to Prussia, Sasuke, and Raikou. And I couldn't be more freaking excited about this if I tried.

BUT PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR THREADS and I am getting lazy. SO.

Ken gets his new orders from Chikusa

ROUND ONE: KEN vs. PRUSSIA and aftermath for both of them
WARNING: CONTAINS VIOLENCE AGAINST EYEBALLS

ROUND TWO: ???

ROUND THREE: ???



will edit as needed.

( as represented by a graph made in five minutes in paint. )

IT'S NOT A PERFECT SCALE BECAUSE I AM LAZY. Also I feel it requires some explanation:

THE / LINES MEAN LIKE. His opinion varies. LIKE, THE ONE FOR CHROME SHOULD ACTUALLY BE LONGER and go from up closer to the --- line by Mukuro to down past Chikusa et al.

Also Devit and Ari should probably be a bit higher.

VONGOLA AND A-TARDS HAVE TO BE ON A SEPARATE SCALE BECAUSE LIKE.... THEY JUST DO, OKAY.



also i'm probably missing people (Hakuren, for example, who probably registered somewhere around Devit but a bit beneath him) but whatever.

( Personality Disorder Test )


I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT SOME OF THE QUESTIONS o-oh ken you are so broken.

( SEXY ICONS WITHIN )

also look I didn't cheat and use the super sexy Pond!Art Firo icon this time |DD

SO AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, AND SOME OF YOU ARE ENDLESSLY FRUSTRATED BY, AJ is really lazy and while she'll spend countless hours making her icons gorgeous, she can't be bothered to keyword them.

SO OUT OF MY LOVE FOR HER, I TOOK THEM TIME TO KEYWORD ALL OF MUKURO'S ICONS THAT WERE STILL LACKING IN KEYWORDS!

( But then she deleted them. )


I can't imagine why she didn't like them :(

A conversation I've just had with pie leads me to believe it might actually be a good idea to post this, instead of just joking about it.


ATTN: PEOPLE WHO TOP ME INTO APPS or people who have heard the rumours that i'm easy and would like a go at me :(
IF ANY OF YOU INTEND TO BE DIRTY WHORES AND TRY AND TOP ME INTO APPING A COUNSELOR, I'M LETTING YOU KNOW NOW THAT YOU HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 31st TO DO SO.

ANY ATTEMPTS AFTER HALLOWEEN WILL BE MOCKED HORRIBLY, BUT OTHERWISE IGNORED.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT AN OPEN INVITATION TO WHORE SHAMELESSLY AT ME. CHARACTERS MUST FIT MY TYPE(S) AND BE FROM CANONS THAT I EITHER AM ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH, ALREADY PLAN ON BECOMING FAMILIAR WITH, OR THAT ARE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE (by my definitions of highly addictive) AND CAN BE EASILY MARATHONNED IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

I AM ALMOST SET ON NOT APPING A COUNSELOR, BUT I KNOW THAT ONLY ENCOURAGES SOME OF YOU TO TRY HARDER. SO BY POSTING THIS I'M ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT MY LIFE IS MADE OF SUFFERING. :|b



....comments are screened, in case people actually take me seriously and TRY.





...eta: I just feel like I have to share this, for some reason.
Pie: SCREW CHARACTER TYPE
APP WHO I WANT YOU TO APP DAMMIT
!!!!!


SEE? I AM ABUSED :(

Age: 14
Height: 172cm (5'7"ish)
Weight: 60kg (132 lbs)
Blood type: O
Birthplace: Italy
Eyes: Gold
Hair: Blonde, spikey and with bobbypin/clip thingies on the front.

Medical Info: Was experimented on when he was little, and has some scars, but is otherwise healthy! Except when he sometimes has fleas or is malnourished or has eaten something retarded and managed to make himself sick (which isn't often)
Physical traits: Scar across the bridge of his nose and cheekbones, sharp teeth (even when not using a cartridge). Is pretty scrawny, but has some muscle to him.
When he uses a cartridge, he takes on some physical characteristics of whatever animal he's channeling.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything pre-TYL. Ken's taken from just after the Varia arc. Other than that, just about anything goes!

Abilities: Strong fighter...lol writeup of the teeth thing coming shortly. ....eventually.
Notes for the Psychics: KEN IS NOT PARTICULARLY SMART and his mind is pretty cluttered and random. But there's a lot of stuff about Mukuro, Chikusa and Chrome floating around in there. As well as some really stupid shit (see below: extras from the character bio. You'll see what I mean.)
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: I am always up for wacky antics, just arrange stuff with me via PM or email first! o/
Maim/Murder/Death: Maiming is fine! Murder and death not so much, except in comedic situtions (he saves by periodically harassing/eating the moogles, so... XD) In any situation, let's chat OOCly before/during the thread, okay?
Cooking: ...The boy thinks gum is a suitable food supply. If he tried actually cooking something, it is possible there would be kitchen fires.

AND NOW FOR LEFTOVER CHARACTER BIO STUFF:
Favourite Food: Gum (strawberry)
Favourite Animal: Birds (because they look yummy)
Interests: Browsing candy stores, Fighting, Games

Your Name/Alias: Rachia
Age: 21
Character: Joushima Ken
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Character Age: 14
Canon: Sawada Tsunayoshi was nothing but an ordinary boy who failed at just about everything he did. But one day a home tutor named Reborn showed up at his house and announced that he was going to be training him to become the Tenth boss of the Vongola mafia family. That would be weird enough all on its own, but add to that the fact that the tutor's an infant with a penchant for shooting Tsuna and recruiting his friends into the family (whether they realize it or not), and Tsuna's life will never be the same again! As he tries to get used to his new life as future mafia boss, Tsuna and his new family find themselves going head-to-head with all sorts of enemies.

One of these enemies is Rokudou Mukuro, and his devoted subordinates, Kakimoto Chikusa (fondly nicknamed "Kakipi") and Joushima Ken. Both of them are completely loyal to Mukuro, and would do anything for him. Unlike Chikusa, who is quiet and mature, Ken is loud, fond of throwing nonsense sounds like 'pyon' into his speech, messy, and overall, animalistic. But this is all pretty fitting for someone whose fighting style involves swapping "cartridges" of different animal's teeth into his mouth to give him the physical characteristics of each animals. He calls these "channels": Kong Channel gives him a gorilla's size and strength, Wolf Channel gives him a wolf's speed and sense of smell, Opossum Channel lets him convincingly play dead, etc. Overall, Ken isn't very smart (for example, he thinks a box of strawberry gum is an adequate emergency food supply, because he eats it rather than just chewing it), but what he lacks in common sense, he makes up for in loyalty and persistence.

Sample App:

Hyaa~~~ I thought this place looked pretty cool at first, but I guess I was wrong. Those rotten guys stumbling around all over the place weren't scary at all. They just fell right to pieces as soon as I attacked! One of 'em even fell apart from fear or somethin' the second I went into Rhino Channel! And that one doesn't even change the way I look that much! No fun at all, pyon. I thought maybe a place with a showy name like "Camp Fuck You Die" would at least have a decent challenge or two, but if that was the best this place's got, it looks like I'm gonna be super bored.

Even those gorillas weren't very interesting. It was pretty funny to see purple-haired gorillas, but no matter what color they are, gorillas are gorillas and I figured they'd put up a good fight. It would've been something to do, at least! And there was just me against ten of them, TEN! I knew I could take them, though~ I mean, check out my ...dananana... KONG CHANNEL! See that? I'm almost just like one of them now but BIGGER. ...Except that after they saw that, they started actin' really weird, with all that touching and grabbing and eeeaugh. I don't care if me'n'them ain't nothin' but mammals, I'm not doin' anything like that no matter what channel I'm in!

A quick switch to my Lion Channel showed 'em they better keep their hands to themselves, though! They ran away pretty fast after that, yelling something about getting in a car. I didn't think gorillas knew how to drive, pyon, but then again, I've didn't think they could talk either. There's a bunch of weird talking stuff here! Like I've also never seen talking birds before, but those bright colored ones are kinda nice, I guess. They gave me some gum, and it was pretty good, even if it was a little bit funny tasting and sort of made me dizzy. I definitely like the strawberry kind a lot better.

Anyways, your name's Marcy, isn't it? The birds told me all about you while I was eating my gum, pyon.They said people here think you're pretty scary, but you don't look so tough to me. I wonder if you have teeth... Just imagine it! Having a Marcy Channel would be super awesome~ I could do lots of stuff with a bunch of long arms like that... like grab more gum and poke Kakipi and play video games all at the same time! Huh? What d'you mean that's not the right way to use them? Gehh! No, you don't have to show me! Stop it, oi!

I hope this works... OPOSSUM CHANNEL!


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