Joushima Ken

THE MOST SERIOUSEST OF POLLS

2009-08-31T05:00:28Z

KEN PEEING IN RAPH'S SHAMPOO WOULD BE GREAT LOLZ:

SHEEP CHANNEL

2009-08-09T06:06:49Z

LOOK I DIDN'T EVEN CHEAT WITH FIRO FANART ICONS and i made a genuine effort to find vaguely attractive Ken icons. Th-that was hard.

KEN LOEV MAULING THINGS

2009-07-24T03:38:10Z

SO Mukuro and Itachi had some ... altercation or something idk

And now Ken has been ordered to "talk" to Prussia, Sasuke, and Raikou. And I couldn't be more freaking excited about this if I tried.

BUT PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR THREADS and I am getting lazy. SO.

Ken gets his new orders from Chikusa

ROUND ONE: KEN vs. PRUSSIA and aftermath for both of them
WARNING: CONTAINS VIOLENCE AGAINST EYEBALLS

ROUND TWO: ???

ROUND THREE: ???

will edit as needed.

KEN'S RELATIONSHIPS/WORLD VIEW

2009-03-29T20:18:31Z

IT'S NOT A PERFECT SCALE BECAUSE I AM LAZY. Also I feel it requires some explanation:

THE / LINES MEAN LIKE. His opinion varies. LIKE, THE ONE FOR CHROME SHOULD ACTUALLY BE LONGER and go from up closer to the --- line by Mukuro to down past Chikusa et al.

Also Devit and Ari should probably be a bit higher.

VONGOLA AND A-TARDS HAVE TO BE ON A SEPARATE SCALE BECAUSE LIKE.... THEY JUST DO, OKAY.

also i'm probably missing people (Hakuren, for example, who probably registered somewhere around Devit but a bit beneath him) but whatever.

AHAHAHAHAHA s-sob

2009-03-21T12:18:00Z

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Disorder:	High
Avoidant Disorder:	Low
Dependent Disorder:	Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT SOME OF THE QUESTIONS o-oh ken you are so broken.

I can't resist a good bandwagon

2009-01-28T21:23:21Z

I like polls. \o/

View Poll: KYAA KYAA SEXY TIMES

also look I didn't cheat and use the super sexy Pond!Art Firo icon this time |DD

I AM THE BEST TOOL EVER

2008-10-24T19:37:57Z

SO AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, AND SOME OF YOU ARE ENDLESSLY FRUSTRATED BY, AJ is really lazy and while she'll spend countless hours making her icons gorgeous, she can't be bothered to keyword them.

SO OUT OF MY LOVE FOR HER, I TOOK THEM TIME TO KEYWORD ALL OF MUKURO'S ICONS THAT WERE STILL LACKING IN KEYWORDS!

But then she deleted them. :(

BUT I HAD THE GOOD SENSE TO SCREEN CAP THEM SO I COULD SHARE MY BRILLIANCE WITH EVERYONE FIRST.

I can't imagine why she didn't like them :(

September Threads and Posts

2008-10-01T18:15:09Z

Buttons! (w. Mukuro, Domyoji, Kakipi)

emoticons :D (w. Shawn)

* Kakipi is now known as A^Mermaid (w. Kakipi, Devit)

Kaiji inna hole (w. Kaiji)

Storming the castle (w. Maleficent, Sora)

Lost Marbles (w. Devit)

Two Men and a Moogle (w. Devit)

Mukuro's Cut (w. Mukuro, Yamamoto)

Fight Club (w. Senji, Usopp)

Crowd/Activity Whoring (w. Aeris, Yuuto, Setsuna, Yoi-te, Mukuro, Tokio, Jasdero)

Co-Post with Devit: DELICIOUS
Threads with: Devit, Hakuren, Mikage, Atisha, Ari, Gokudera, Teito, A RAPPIG, Freyjadour, Tiger, Cortana, Shuri, Ryuutaros, Goury, Gongji, Mukuro, Kaiji, Sera, Faust, Watanuki, Mai, Rhode, Shijima, Kohaku, Mika, and Chikusa

there's something off about posting this on the most topped of my journals...

2008-09-24T08:00:48Z

A conversation I've just had with pie leads me to believe it might actually be a good idea to post this, instead of just joking about it.

ATTN: PEOPLE WHO TOP ME INTO APPS or people who have heard the rumours that i'm easy and would like a go at me :(
IF ANY OF YOU INTEND TO BE DIRTY WHORES AND TRY AND TOP ME INTO APPING A COUNSELOR, I'M LETTING YOU KNOW NOW THAT YOU HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 31st TO DO SO.

ANY ATTEMPTS AFTER HALLOWEEN WILL BE MOCKED HORRIBLY, BUT OTHERWISE IGNORED.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT AN OPEN INVITATION TO WHORE SHAMELESSLY AT ME. CHARACTERS MUST FIT MY TYPE(S) AND BE FROM CANONS THAT I EITHER AM ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH, ALREADY PLAN ON BECOMING FAMILIAR WITH, OR THAT ARE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE (by my definitions of highly addictive) AND CAN BE EASILY MARATHONNED IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

I AM ALMOST SET ON NOT APPING A COUNSELOR, BUT I KNOW THAT ONLY ENCOURAGES SOME OF YOU TO TRY HARDER. SO BY POSTING THIS I'M ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT MY LIFE IS MADE OF SUFFERING. :|b

....comments are screened, in case people actually take me seriously and TRY.

...eta: I just feel like I have to share this, for some reason.
Pie: SCREW CHARACTER TYPE
APP WHO I WANT YOU TO APP DAMMIT
!!!!!

SEE? I AM ABUSED :(

THE SEX LIVES OF TOOLS

2008-09-20T07:24:09Z

CONTEXT: I made a list of nicknames Ken's given people in camp and canon, and had just shared it with pie. THIS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO. UH. THIS:

changinchannels: |D
I'M PROBABLY MISSING SOME
but idk
most people don't make enough of an impact on Ken to get a name
....also i love how like
Mukuro is the only one who gets his real name
a_foreffort: ....kakipi is close enough
changinchannels: Yeah
.........man i should come up with something retarded to call Chrome that Ken would never ever purposefully say out loud
*sort of adores his tsuntsunfailcrush
a_foreffort: socuuutte
changinchannels: AND I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THINKING IT'S CANON
BECAUSE LIKE
HE FLIPS OUT WHEN SHE KISSES TSUNA ON THE CHEEK
AND GOKUDERA DOES TOO. AND DERA HAS A DEREDEREFAILCRUSH ON TSUNA [o-or something XD]
SO KEN HAVING A TSUNTSUNFAILCRUSH ON CHROME MAKE S SENSE
or at least it does to me. :|b
(and hey, it makes way more sense than Ken having a crush on anyone ELSE fandom pairs him with. except maybe mukuro, but that like. ...seeing him in a sexual or romantic light would be DISRESPECTFUL because Ken is instinctually aware that he is Less Than Mukuro.)
a_foreffort: .....yeah see
I don't. ship kakipi
period
changinchannels: Y-Yeah
a_foreffort: ....there's no one in canon, exceeept maybe a sort of platonic thing with bel
...that's lai's fault
changinchannels: pfft
a_foreffort: HAVE YOU READ IT?
changinchannels: SEE. I STILL WANT TO DO AN AU WITH THEM
WHERE LIKE
CAMP DOES... SOMETHING
SO THAT KAKIPI ACTUALLY HAS A SEX DRIVE
BUT
a_foreffort: ....mistletoe
?
changinchannels: LIKE
IS STILL KAKIPI
so it's like
"no, ken. anal sex is messy and uneccessary."
(* Ken PUTS IT IN ANYWAY)
a_foreffort: ...ORZ
changinchannels: .....I bet Kakipi swallows just because that means there's less cleanup.
a_foreffort: ...probably
changinchannels: pfft
(i am posting this in Ken's journal, i think.)
a_foreffort: sob
changinchannels: WHAT. I LIKE THINKING ABOUT OUR NONEXISTANT SEXLIVES, PYON.
g-god mostly i just want to au ken with someone for the lolz of anyone putting their dick in ken's mouth
a_foreffort: KAKIPI IS SMARTER THAN THAT
changinchannels: ---hahaha so
i just got the mental image of ken ATTEMPTING TO GO DOWN ON KAKIPI
and then like
SUDDENLY GETTING SMACKED AWAY WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
"NO. 8| BAD."
a_foreffort: XDDDD
changinchannels: Wounded puppy noises are not sexy :\
.......here's the real question though
who would top?
a_foreffort: ....topping is too troublesome
changinchannels: ....yeah but
so's walking funny for the next week
and letting Ken try and figure out what he's doing
a_foreffort: ...topping is too troublesome
changinchannels: ...
You're so fucking lazy.
XD
....oh man
the real reason Kakipi will never have sex:
He doesn't like to sweat.
a_foreffort: ...yes
changinchannels: ............Does Kakipi even MASTURBATE?
(....Ken does and if he accidentally thinks about Chrome when he does, he goes out and VICIOUSLY KILLS SHIT IN THE FOREST for an hour or so.)
a_foreffort: ....no I don't think so
changinchannels: ...
a_foreffort: he just goes take a cold shower if he gets hard
changinchannels: Kakipi your dick is broken.
a_foreffort: too much trouble .-.
no point .-.
changinchannels: GOD NO WONDER YOU'RE SO GRUMPY
ALL THAT SEMEN'S BACKED UP INTO YOUR BRAIN AND TAKEN OVER THE PART IN CHARGE OF YOUR ABILITY TO HAVE FUN
a_foreffort: ....
oi
changinchannels: s-seriously though HE'S GOTTA MASTURBATE AT LEAST EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE
a_foreffort: ....says who
changinchannels: because changing your sheets is more troublesome :|
SAYS THE BIOLOGY OF THE MALE BODY
a_foreffort: :/
changinchannels: *buys Kakipi a fleshlight.
a_foreffort: ...
what?
changinchannels: .......
g-google it
a_foreffort: ...wtf
changinchannels: |D
it's the least troublesome male sexual aid i could think of, okay.

August's Threads

2008-09-01T20:37:37Z

Hide and Seek (threads w/ Chrome and Yoi-te)

Jasdero's Sex-Ed (threads w/ Jasdero)

Haru eats fingers? (threads w/ Haru, Devit)

Tetris! (threads w/ Reimu)

DODGEBALL (threads w/ Shuri and Devit)

July Threads and Posts

2008-08-01T18:40:09Z

Too Hot Out (w/ Mukuro)

Mistletoe (w/ Devit (continued))

Pile of People! (w/ Ikki)

Eggbaby (w/ Chrome ...lol we forgot all about our eggbaby after this thread...)

Word Association (w/ Ikki)

BOMB! (w/ Tokio and Chrome)

Post: Ken's Birthday + A-T Fail
Threads with Chikusa, Chrome, Keigo, Byakuran, Ren, Rikku, Wilhelm, Rock Lee, Bowser, Jasdero, and Devit

Kakipi dots. (w/ Chikusa)

Wilting Mistletoe (w/ Onigiri)

MASH Meme

2008-06-12T12:50:55Z



		I will marry Kakipi.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in CFUD in our fabulous House.
		We will have 4 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a blue bicycle.
		I will spend my days as a Tool, and live happily ever after.

choices were: Mukuro-san, Kakipi, that stupid woman, Noah Kid, the Kraken; 0, 2, 4, 29, 9001; bicycle, rollerblades; jail, Japan, CFUD, Italy, Canada; green, red, purple, blue, pink; Tool, Tool, Tool, Tool, Tool.

May Threads and Posts

2008-06-02T05:20:24Z

Mukuro writes porn?? (NINJA INTRO'D w/ Chikusa, Chrome, and Mukuro)

Villains and Heroes (w/ Maleficent)

Day in the Life Megapost (w/ Devit and Chikusa)

Interesting People (w/ Joshua, Davy Jones)

Intropost
Threads w/ Robin (deaged), Chikusa, Ikki (FIGHT >D), Devit, Serph, Yoshino, Mukuro, and Tsuna.

Gummi Beats (w/ Tokio)

Most Important (w/ Oz)

Naked Day (w/ Chikusa)

Eels on a hovercraft in Italiano (w/ Chrome, Ikki

LOVELESS: Fleas (w/ Chrome, Devit, Sokka, Jasdero)

Catnip was a bad decision, FailNoah. (w/ Devit)

Pokemon Training = Masochism (w/ Chikusa and Ash)

stats/permissions

2008-04-29T05:14:21Z

Age: 14
Height: 172cm (5'7"ish)
Weight: 60kg (132 lbs)
Blood type: O
Birthplace: Italy
Eyes: Gold
Hair: Blonde, spikey and with bobbypin/clip thingies on the front.

Medical Info: Was experimented on when he was little, and has some scars, but is otherwise healthy! Except when he sometimes has fleas or is malnourished or has eaten something retarded and managed to make himself sick (which isn't often)
Physical traits: Scar across the bridge of his nose and cheekbones, sharp teeth (even when not using a cartridge). Is pretty scrawny, but has some muscle to him.
When he uses a cartridge, he takes on some physical characteristics of whatever animal he's channeling.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything pre-TYL. Ken's taken from just after the Varia arc. Other than that, just about anything goes!

Abilities: Strong fighter...lol writeup of the teeth thing coming ~~shortly.~~ ....eventually.
Notes for the Psychics: KEN IS NOT PARTICULARLY SMART and his mind is pretty cluttered and random. But there's a lot of stuff about Mukuro, Chikusa and Chrome floating around in there. As well as some really stupid shit (see below: extras from the character bio. You'll see what I mean.)
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: I am always up for wacky antics, just arrange stuff with me via PM or email first! o/
Maim/Murder/Death: Maiming is fine! Murder and death not so much, except in comedic situtions (he saves by periodically harassing/eating the moogles, so... XD) In any situation, let's chat OOCly before/during the thread, okay?
Cooking: ...The boy thinks gum is a suitable food supply. If he tried actually cooking something, it is possible there would be kitchen fires.

AND NOW FOR LEFTOVER CHARACTER BIO STUFF:
Favourite Food: Gum (strawberry)
Favourite Animal: Birds (because they look yummy)
Interests: Browsing candy stores, Fighting, Games

App Post

2008-04-29T04:40:52Z

Your Name/Alias: Rachia
Age: 21
Character: Joushima Ken
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Character Age: 14
Canon: Sawada Tsunayoshi was nothing but an ordinary boy who failed at just about everything he did. But one day a home tutor named Reborn showed up at his house and announced that he was going to be training him to become the Tenth boss of the Vongola mafia family. That would be weird enough all on its own, but add to that the fact that the tutor's an infant with a penchant for shooting Tsuna and recruiting his friends into the family (whether they realize it or not), and Tsuna's life will never be the same again! As he tries to get used to his new life as future mafia boss, Tsuna and his new family find themselves going head-to-head with all sorts of enemies.

One of these enemies is Rokudou Mukuro, and his devoted subordinates, Kakimoto Chikusa (fondly nicknamed "Kakipi") and Joushima Ken. Both of them are completely loyal to Mukuro, and would do anything for him. Unlike Chikusa, who is quiet and mature, Ken is loud, fond of throwing nonsense sounds like 'pyon' into his speech, messy, and overall, animalistic. But this is all pretty fitting for someone whose fighting style involves swapping "cartridges" of different animal's teeth into his mouth to give him the physical characteristics of each animals. He calls these "channels": Kong Channel gives him a gorilla's size and strength, Wolf Channel gives him a wolf's speed and sense of smell, Opossum Channel lets him convincingly play dead, etc. Overall, Ken isn't very smart (for example, he thinks a box of strawberry gum is an adequate emergency food supply, because he eats it rather than just chewing it), but what he lacks in common sense, he makes up for in loyalty and persistence.

Sample App:

Hyaa~~~ I thought this place looked pretty cool at first, but I guess I was wrong. Those rotten guys stumbling around all over the place weren't scary at all. They just fell right to pieces as soon as I attacked! One of 'em even fell apart from fear or somethin' the second I went into Rhino Channel! And that one doesn't even change the way I look that much! No fun at all, pyon. I thought maybe a place with a showy name like "Camp Fuck You Die" would at least have a decent challenge or two, but if that was the best this place's got, it looks like I'm gonna be super bored.

Even those gorillas weren't very interesting. It was pretty funny to see purple-haired gorillas, but no matter what color they are, gorillas are gorillas and I figured they'd put up a good fight. It would've been something to do, at least! And there was just me against ten of them, TEN! I knew I could take them, though~ I mean, check out my ...dananana... KONG CHANNEL! See that? I'm almost just like one of them now but BIGGER. ...Except that after they saw that, they started actin' really weird, with all that touching and grabbing and eeeaugh. I don't care if me'n'them ain't nothin' but mammals, I'm not doin' anything like that no matter what channel I'm in!

A quick switch to my Lion Channel showed 'em they better keep their hands to themselves, though! They ran away pretty fast after that, yelling something about getting in a car. I didn't think gorillas knew how to drive, pyon, but then again, I've didn't think they could talk either. There's a bunch of weird talking stuff here! Like I've also never seen talking birds before, but those bright colored ones are kinda nice, I guess. They gave me some gum, and it was pretty good, even if it was a little bit funny tasting and sort of made me dizzy. I definitely like the strawberry kind a lot better.

Anyways, your name's Marcy, isn't it? The birds told me all about you while I was eating my gum, pyon.They said people here think you're pretty scary, but you don't look so tough to me. I wonder if you have teeth... Just imagine it! Having a Marcy Channel would be super awesome~ I could do lots of stuff with a bunch of long arms like that... like grab more gum and poke Kakipi and play video games all at the same time! Huh? What d'you mean that's not the right way to use them? Gehh! No, you don't have to show me! Stop it, oi!

I hope this works... OPOSSUM CHANNEL!

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